I was talking to this small penis humiliation loser on the phone yesterday and I don’t know if he knew that I’m a size queen phone sex type of woman.

Don’t care. He was furiously petting away at that small extension below his belly button while I laughed. Naturally, I get bored of small dicked men unless they are truly amusing to me in some way. I started thinking, when a small penis shoots its load, does it even squirt out a little? Is it like a tiny stream or something or does it just sprinkle out like an empty whipped cream can? I started calling him dick sprinkler and it’s too bad his cum didn’t spurt glitter. How humiliating and fucking hilarious that would be. Men with small penises aren’t really men. They are comedy or cartoon characters to me.

I would never be with a man who had a little cock, no matter how big his wallet was. I’m a size queen phone sex fox all around.

Boys with tiny cocks are good for one thing, to laugh at, use and throw away with the garbage. They aren’t real men or even people to me. I treat my dog better than most men anyway… We can’t ever say men are dogs because it’s too good for most of them. I know the truth. I’ve had the great pleasure of having big fat cocks and it’s addicting. So yeah this dick sprinkler small wee-wee guy was making me laugh and I was saying some truly fucked up shit to him and having a great time laughing about his small situation. But I’m also starting to think the day before Thanksgiving is national Little Penis Day, because it was only the first little dick size queen phone sex call I got that day. Another one was from a guy who was foolish enough to push his wife into having sex with a black man while he watched. He thought it’d be “hot” to watch his wife get railed on by some BBC and he started to realize how small his cock really was. I don’t know how you can’t fucking know that a 3 inch or 4 inch penis is small. This is 4 inches hard, we’re talking here. What fucking planet you living on, kid? It’s small and always been small. Even if you didn’t encourage her into that cuckolding cream pie wife trading black dick shit, she would of realized you’re dick was inferior to most men at some point. So what, maybe she was a nice girl, but getting railed on my monster cock will change you and you’ll realize shrimp dicks are useless for penetration.